I just realized I haven’t posted a towel (You’re a towel!) in quite a while. So I now give you….a towel from the 1986 season. Apparently Padre hitters were complete a-holes back then and enjoyed hitting balls into delicious Coca-Cola beverages. Not cool guys. I’m not 100% sure it was a giveaway but I assume it was (the huge Coca-Cola logo plastered on it might have given it away). Plus towel giveaways in San Diego are mandatory I think.