Talking Bottle Opener (2004)

This is a must have item for all those beer lovers and those yearning to hear the voice of Matt Vasgersian once again. So I guess about 99.9% of the readers here. So not only does this item open up your most favorite beverage in the whole wide world but it also talks while doing it. The “authentic game call” goes a little something like this…..

“It’s a drive to left!!……..Get out of here!!!…Friars win it!…Santa Maria!!!”

Also note that the item has the home plate logo, there is no SD anywhere and the Padres are referred to as the “Friars”. In other words…’s the current regime’s worst nightmare.


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